Felicity Huffman:
Felicity Huffman Naked
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Information:
Name: Felicity Huffman
Born: 1962-12-09
Height: 1.65
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Filmography:
Raven (1992), The Heart Department (2001), Corazón de... (2005), Law & Order (1992), Jimmy Kimmel Live! (2006)
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Emma Roberts:
Emma Roberts
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Information:
Name: Emma Roberts
Born: 1991-02-10
Height: 1.57
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Filmography:
Aquamarine (2006), Nancy Drew (2007), Unfabulous (0), Spymate (2006), HypaSpace (2007)
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Why do dogs turn around three
times before
lying down?
One good turn deserves another.
BananEvinuJ
A policeman stops a lady and asks for her
license. He says "Lady, it says here that you should be wearing
glasses."
The woman answered "Well, I have contacts."
The
policeman replied "I don't care who you know! You're getting a
ticket!"
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Little monster:
Mom, Mom, what's for tea?
Mother monster: Shut up and get back in the microwave.
RalfConnlaodhzC
Why is horse racing so romantic?
Because the
horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms around the
horse and
you can kiss your money goodbye!
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Q: What goes VROOM,
SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a
flashing red light.
KuenVaiveatoishGd
Why did the monster stop playing with his
brother?
He got tired of kicking him around.
AsifWaydellQK
A woman was in court
charged with wounding her
husband. "But why did you stab him over a hundred
times?" asked the judge.
"Oh, your Honor," replied the defendant,
"I didn't know how to
switch off the electric carving knife."
LorneWikvayaVQ
A man inserted an advertisement in the
classifieds section with the heading "Wife Wanted."
- The next day
he received a hundred letters saying "You can have
mine."
JermainePinochosvS
What do you call a Welshman
who writes lots
of letters ?
Pen Gwyn !
ChoniAoidhMz
Monster: I'm so ugly.
Ghost: It's not
that bad!
Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born they passed out
cigars.
When my father was born they just passed out cigarettes.
When I was born
they simply passed out.
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